π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Avi Mack vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The stands are shaking!
π Strike, looking. 1-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to third base.
π Jackie Robinson lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to center field.
π Brandi Rakoto lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul tip. Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Ball. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 BB)
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to first base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to the pitcher.
π Flapdoodle Marquez lines out to P Randy Johnson.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a double play, SP4 Dacie Petrenko to SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig out at second base. Honus Wagner out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Ted Williams steals second base! π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Ted Williams to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1. π£ Fans wave their arms wildly!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-2. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 GIDP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.
π Willie Mays flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul tip. 2-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 1B)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to third base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 BB, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to second base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a ground ball to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 1-0