π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Avi Mack vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to left field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to first base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field. π£ The stands are shaking!
π Babe Ruth homers on a line drive to center field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.
π Ted Williams flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out looking. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The stadium swells with cheers!
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to right field.
π Gertrude McCall lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to third base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 2B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Rickey Henderson flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth singles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 2 SO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. π£ The stands shake with noise!
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks. Babe Ruth to third base. Jackie Robinson to second base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher. π£ The home crowd is fired up!
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to P Justin Bradley. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to right field! Mike Schmidt scores! Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a fly ball to right field.
π Hannah Whitaker flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 2 LO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ted Williams grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 FO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a popup to second base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a popup to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 4, 1 PO, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a line drive to right field.
π Gertrude McCall lines out to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to right field.
π Rita Tejada doubles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 2B, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a popup to third base.
π Noam Shevchenko pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Barbara Bone hits a ground ball to second base.
π Barbara Bone singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Rita Tejada to third base. Flapdoodle Marquez to second base.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a ground ball to third base.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson. Rita Tejada scores! Flapdoodle Marquez scores! Barbara Bone to second base.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 8-2