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🔗 🐶 No Tuesday Problems vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "No Tuesday Problems", emoji: "🐶"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🐶 No Tuesday Problems Nate Appleby vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Randy Johnson"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Nate Appleby"

🔗 1. SS Ava Muñoz
2. 3B Y. Alonso
3. CF Ganymede Baldwin
4. DH Louise Pitts
5. 2B August Blažević
6. RF Emil Haas
7. C Ampersand Holloway
8. 1B Lisbon Yavuz
9. LF Delilah Rudenko

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Ava Muñoz", place: "SS"
  - name: "Y. Alonso", place: "3B"
  - name: "Ganymede Baldwin", place: "CF"
  - name: "Louise Pitts", place: "DH"
  - name: "August Blažević", place: "2B"
  - name: "Emil Haas", place: "RF"
  - name: "Ampersand Holloway", place: "C"
  - name: "Lisbon Yavuz", place: "1B"
  - name: "Delilah Rudenko", place: "LF"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP1 Walter Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Ava Muñoz (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ava Muñoz strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Y. Alonso (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Y. Alonso hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Y. Alonso lines out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin lines out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Nate Appleby is leaving the game. 🐶 SP1 Crust Charlton takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Nate Appleby is replaced by SP1 Crust Charlton.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, 2B August Blažević to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: Louise Pitts (1st PA of game)

🔗 Louise Pitts hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Louise Pitts pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: August Blažević (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 August Blažević strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Emil Haas (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Emil Haas strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Crust Charlton is leaving the game. 🐶 SP2 Harper Rosa takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Crust Charlton is replaced by SP2 Harper Rosa.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Johnny Bench flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ampersand Holloway hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Ampersand Holloway flies out to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul tip. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lisbon Yavuz strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Delilah Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Harper Rosa is leaving the game. 🐶 SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Harper Rosa is replaced by SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to LF Delilah Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Willie Mays flies out to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Honus Wagner to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner didn't move from Second

🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Ted Williams homers on a fly ball to center field! Honus Wagner scores!

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner scored

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! 📣 A tremendous cheer fills the air!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole second

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Rickey Henderson scores!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a popup to the shortstop.

🔗 Jackie Robinson pops out to SS Ava Muñoz.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals third base!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth stole third

🔗 Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth steals home!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth stole home

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Ava Muñoz (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ava Muñoz hits a popup to the catcher.

🔗 Ava Muñoz pops out to C Johnny Bench.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Y. Alonso (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Y. Alonso strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin lines out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb is leaving the game. 🐶 SP4 Nate Appleby takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb is replaced by SP4 Nate Appleby.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Johnny Bench lines out to CF Ganymede Baldwin.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Emil Haas.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a popup to second base.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a popup to 2B August Blažević. Lou Gehrig to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays lines out to LF Delilah Rudenko.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 HR)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field. 📣 Fans are losing their minds!

🔗 Ted Williams lines out to RF Emil Haas.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Louise Pitts (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Louise Pitts strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: August Blažević (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 August Blažević strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Emil Haas (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Emil Haas strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Nate Appleby is leaving the game. 🐶 SP5 Juliana Kravchenko takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Nate Appleby is replaced by SP5 Juliana Kravchenko.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson flies out to RF Emil Haas.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Babe Ruth grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ampersand Holloway strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lisbon Yavuz strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Delilah Rudenko hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Delilah Rudenko doubles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ava Muñoz (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 PO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Rudenko didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Rudenko didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Rudenko didn't move from Second

🔗 Ava Muñoz strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Delilah Rudenko didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Juliana Kravchenko is leaving the game. 🐶 RP1 Cash Salah takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Juliana Kravchenko is replaced by RP1 Cash Salah.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to LF Delilah Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, 2B August Blažević to 1B Lisbon Yavuz. Mike Schmidt to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 FO, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 The stadium shakes with excitement!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Lou Gehrig pops out to 3B Y. Alonso.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 Chants thunder around the stadium!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Y. Alonso (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Y. Alonso hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Y. Alonso grounds out, P Pedro Martínez to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (0 for 2, 2 LO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Louise Pitts (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Louise Pitts strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Cash Salah is leaving the game. 🐶 RP2 Tris Moulin takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Cash Salah is replaced by RP2 Tris Moulin.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul tip. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 BB, 1 FO)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Ted Williams to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson stole second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out looking. 📣 Supporters wave their banners high!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 PO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Y. Alonso to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: August Blažević (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 August Blažević strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Emil Haas (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Emil Haas strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ampersand Holloway strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Tris Moulin is leaving the game. 🐶 RP3 Coyote Scott takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Tris Moulin is replaced by RP3 Coyote Scott.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 1B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to CF Ganymede Baldwin.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Noise rains down from the seats!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Second

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Ava Muñoz to 1B Lisbon Yavuz. Mike Schmidt to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 FO, 1 1B, 1 PO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third

🔗 Strike, swinging. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third

🔗 Ball. 3-2. 📣 The entire ballpark is rocking!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third

🔗 Foul ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt didn't move from Third

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Lou Gehrig grounds out, P Coyote Scott to 1B Lisbon Yavuz. Mike Schmidt scores!

• Runners out: []
• Mike Schmidt scored

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Honus Wagner flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lisbon Yavuz hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Lisbon Yavuz grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2. 📣 A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!

• Runners out: []

🔗 Delilah Rudenko hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Delilah Rudenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ava Muñoz (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 PO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ava Muñoz hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Ava Muñoz grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (0-5)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🐶 No Tuesday Problems. Final score: 5-0