π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, P Walter Johnson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to center field.
π Rickey Henderson lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to third base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner lines out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Hannah Whitaker pops out to SS Honus Wagner.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to first base.
π Willie Mays grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to third base.
π Ted Williams lines out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a ground ball to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field. π£ A roar builds from the seats!
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2. π£ Everyone is cheering at once!
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt to third base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field. π£ Fans are losing their minds!
π Lou Gehrig lines out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to second base.
π Willie Mays grounds into a force out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Johnny Bench out at third. Honus Wagner to second base. Willie Mays to first base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks. Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base. Ted Williams to second base. π£ The entire ballpark is rocking!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ Excitement surges through the park!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a fly ball to center field.
π Alexandra Quinn flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 BB, 1 SF)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to the shortstop.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to SS Barbara Bone. Johnny Bench to second base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, SS Barbara Bone to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Johnny Bench out at third. Lou Gehrig to second base. Honus Wagner to first base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 F)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Lou Gehrig to third base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Gertrude McCall is caught stealing second base.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to right field. π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Jackie Robinson singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 1B)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 SF, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to center field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to center field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 HBP, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, P Justin Bradley to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 F)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Willie Mays grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul tip. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B, 2 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (3 for 4, 1 SO, 1 2B, 2 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 BB, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (2 for 4, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 SF, 1 1B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 HBP, 1 F, 1 GO)
π Honus Wagner is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Lou Gehrig to second base. π£ Fans shout encouragement!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 4, 3 GO, 1 F)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Hannah Whitaker is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 11-0