π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Joshua Tkachenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Bob Gibson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Foul ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to center field.
π Barbara Bone singles on a line drive to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Barbara Bone to second base.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Barbara Bone to third base. Alexandra Quinn to second base. π£ A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig. Barbara Bone scores! Alexandra Quinn to third base. Hannah Whitaker to second base.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ The faithful rise as one!
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field! Honus Wagner scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to center field.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, P Pie Hartman to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to the catcher.
π Rita Tejada pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to center field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Honus Wagner steals second base! π£ The hometown fans roar!
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks. π£ Noise levels spike!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks. Honus Wagner to third base. Willie Mays to second base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 2 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto. Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field. π£ The hometown fans roar their support!
π Jackie Robinson lines out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to third base.
π Mike Schmidt pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ted Williams hits a popup to first base.
π Ted Williams pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 2 HR, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
π Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 2B, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1. π£ The stands are shaking!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a fly ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. π£ The ballpark erupts in applause!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt reaches on a throwing error by 3B Alexandra Quinn. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ The stands are electric!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 PO)
π Rita Tejada hits a popup to first base.
π Rita Tejada pops out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 3 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Lou Gehrig to third base.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out looking. π£ The crowd is pumped!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 BB, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a fly ball to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, P Pedro MartΓnez to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 1 SO, 2 1B, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 2 HR, 1 2B, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 BB, 2 2B, 1 SF)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field.
π Jackie Robinson flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.
π Mike Schmidt lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 1 BB, 2 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 HR, 1 BB)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 GO, 2 PO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds into a double play, SS Honus Wagner to 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig. Noam Shevchenko out at second base. Flapdoodle Marquez out at first base.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 11-1