π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to right field.
π Noam Shevchenko homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a fly ball to right field.
π Barbara Bone singles on a fly ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The home crowd won't stop cheering!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to second base.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to second base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to third base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ted Williams hits a fly ball to right field.
π Ted Williams singles on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to right field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to left field. π£ The cheering is relentless!
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out on a sacrifice fly to RF Brandi Rakoto. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to first base.
π Johnny Bench singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 HR, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 BB, 1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Babe Ruth to third base.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ The crowd rallies behind the team!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to third base.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to right field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to SS Barbara Bone. Lou Gehrig out at second.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to center field.
π Willie Mays flies out to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to center field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 3, 1 HR, 2 2B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 BB, 2 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 SF, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ No one is sitting anymore!
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, swinging. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to third base.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a ground ball to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Alexandra Quinn steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a fly ball to left field.
π Gertrude McCall flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Honus Wagner walks.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Honus Wagner to second base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds into a force out, P A. Wu to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Honus Wagner out at third. Willie Mays to second base. Ted Williams to first base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 4, 2 SO, 2 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals third base!
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, looking. 3-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging. π£ The stands explode in noise!
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 5-1