π π Ottawa Happy Smiles vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Ottawa Happy Smiles Camila Barker vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. SS Juan Gilmore
2. LF Amir Chauhan
3. 1B Koala Tran
4. DH Joseph Matsuda
5. 3B Ezra Dykstra
6. C Loopy Graves
7. RF DVD MolnΓ‘r
8. 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell
9. CF Kay Olofsson
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Juan Gilmore hits a line drive to right field.
π Juan Gilmore singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (1st PA of game)
π Amir Chauhan hits a ground ball to second base.
π Amir Chauhan singles on a ground ball to CF Willie Mays. Juan Gilmore to third base.
π Now batting: Koala Tran (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. π£ The ballpark comes alive!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Koala Tran strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Joseph Matsuda (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Amir Chauhan is caught stealing second base.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Joseph Matsuda strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Camila Barker is leaving the game. π SP1 Tiffany Grimes takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Juan Gilmore to 1B Koala Tran.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Babe Ruth hits a popup to third base.
π Babe Ruth pops out to 3B Ezra Dykstra.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Kay Olofsson.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0. π£ The stands are electric!
π Foul tip. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Ezra Dykstra to 1B Koala Tran.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ezra Dykstra (1st PA of game)
π Ezra Dykstra hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Ezra Dykstra grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Loopy Graves (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Loopy Graves hits a ground ball to first base.
π Loopy Graves grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: DVD MolnΓ‘r (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Tiffany Grimes is leaving the game. π SP2 Bee Turner takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig lines out to CF Kay Olofsson.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.
π Honus Wagner triples on a line drive to CF Kay Olofsson. Johnny Bench scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to right field.
π Willie Mays lines out to RF DVD MolnΓ‘r.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams singles on a line drive to CF Kay Olofsson. Honus Wagner scores!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson grounds out, 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell to 1B Koala Tran.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ki-Hoon O'Donnell (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Kay Olofsson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Kay Olofsson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Kay Olofsson grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Juan Gilmore hits a ground ball to second base.
π Juan Gilmore grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Bee Turner is leaving the game. π SP3 Camila Barker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth doubles on a line drive to RF DVD MolnΓ‘r.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. π£ The crowd lets out a collective howl!
π Ball. 1-2. Babe Ruth is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Jackie Robinson steals second base! π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking. Jackie Robinson steals third base!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Johnny Bench hits a popup to second base.
π Johnny Bench pops out to 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Amir Chauhan strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Koala Tran (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Koala Tran strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Joseph Matsuda (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Joseph Matsuda strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Camila Barker is leaving the game. π SP4 Cole Blackburn takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a popup to second base.
π Lou Gehrig pops out to 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 3B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to first base.
π Willie Mays grounds out to 1B Koala Tran.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ezra Dykstra (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ezra Dykstra hits a fly ball to left field.
π Ezra Dykstra flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Loopy Graves (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Loopy Graves strikes out looking.
π Now batting: DVD MolnΓ‘r (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Cole Blackburn is leaving the game. π SP5 Laurie Booker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to RF DVD MolnΓ‘r.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. π£ You can feel the hype building!
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a popup to the shortstop. π£ The supporters fuel their team!
π Mike Schmidt pops out on a sacrifice fly to SS Juan Gilmore. Ted Williams scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 PO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Chants rise from the bleachers!
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds into a force out, SS Juan Gilmore to 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell. Babe Ruth out at second.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ki-Hoon O'Donnell (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell hits a line drive to left field.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Kay Olofsson (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Kay Olofsson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Juan Gilmore strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Amir Chauhan strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Laurie Booker is leaving the game. π RP1 Norbie Dempsey takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Amir Chauhan.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 3B, 1 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to left field.
π Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to LF Amir Chauhan.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Willie Mays is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. Honus Wagner to second base. π£ Home fans stomp their feet in unison!
π Now batting: Ted Williams (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner steals third base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher. π£ The hometown section is deafening!
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to P Norbie Dempsey. Honus Wagner scores! Willie Mays to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The crowd belts out the team's chant!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. π£ The home faithful go berserk!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a force out, 1B Koala Tran to C Loopy Graves. Willie Mays out at home. Ted Williams to third base. Rickey Henderson to second base. Babe Ruth to first base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 BB, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2. π£ Energy pulses from the stands!
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Koala Tran (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Koala Tran strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Joseph Matsuda (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Joseph Matsuda strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Ezra Dykstra (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ezra Dykstra hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ezra Dykstra singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Loopy Graves (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Loopy Graves strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Norbie Dempsey is leaving the game. π RP2 Kbity Prestwickton takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 SF)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Mike Schmidt walks.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 HBP, 1 PO, 1 F)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing second base.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, P Kbity Prestwickton to 1B Koala Tran.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 3, 1 LO, 1 PO, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to left field.
π Lou Gehrig singles on a line drive to LF Amir Chauhan.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 3B, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Lou Gehrig steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Lou Gehrig is caught stealing third base.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: DVD MolnΓ‘r (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π DVD MolnΓ‘r grounds out, P Tom Seaver to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Ki-Hoon O'Donnell (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ki-Hoon O'Donnell strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Kay Olofsson (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Kay Olofsson strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Kbity Prestwickton is leaving the game. π RP3 Christie Griffey takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 3, 1 3B, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to third base.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to 3B Ezra Dykstra.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO, 1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Willie Mays strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (3 for 3, 2 1B, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to CF Kay Olofsson. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 2, 2 GO, 2 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Rickey Henderson grounds into a double play, SS Juan Gilmore to 2B Ki-Hoon O'Donnell to 1B Koala Tran. Ted Williams out at second base. Rickey Henderson out at first base.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Ottawa Happy Smiles batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Juan Gilmore (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Juan Gilmore strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Amir Chauhan (1 for 3, 1 1B, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1. π£ A mighty cheer erupts!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Amir Chauhan strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Koala Tran (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ Fans yell themselves hoarse!
π Koala Tran hits a fly ball to right field.
π Koala Tran flies out to RF Babe Ruth.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Ottawa Happy Smiles. Final score: 4-0