π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Avi Mack vs. πΎ Simulacra I Greg Maddux
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The excitement is off the charts!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field. π£ The crowd is ecstatic!
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing second base.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Alexandra Quinn hits a line drive to right field.
π Alexandra Quinn singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to third base.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to first base.
π Ted Williams lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a line drive to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to first base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, P Dacie Petrenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Alexandra Quinn grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker doubles on a ground ball to 3B Mike Schmidt.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. π£ The energy in here is palpable!
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Brandi Rakoto singles on a ground ball to P Bob Gibson. Hannah Whitaker to third base.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to right field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams lines out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, P Satchel Paige to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to the shortstop.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to SS Barbara Bone.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to third base.
π Mike Schmidt doubles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Foul tip. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Mike Schmidt is caught stealing third base.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)
π Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.
π Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Johnny Bench to third base.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2. Johnny Bench is caught stealing home.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)
π Hannah Whitaker hits a line drive to center field.
π Hannah Whitaker lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Brandi Rakoto strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 2 LO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.
π Ted Williams grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 3, 2 1B, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The cheers drown out everything else!
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 SO)
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 1-0