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🔗 🐶 No Tuesday Problems vs 💾 Simulacra I @ The Holofield

• Set home team to name: "Simulacra I", emoji: "💾"
• Set away team to name: "No Tuesday Problems", emoji: "🐶"
• Set stadium name to The Holofield

🔗 🐶 No Tuesday Problems Nate Appleby vs. 💾 Simulacra I Randy Johnson

• Set home team pitcher to name: "Randy Johnson"
• Set away team pitcher to name: "Nate Appleby"

🔗 1. SS Ava Muñoz
2. 3B Y. Alonso
3. CF Ganymede Baldwin
4. DH Louise Pitts
5. 2B August Blažević
6. RF Emil Haas
7. C Ampersand Holloway
8. 1B Lisbon Yavuz
9. LF Delilah Rudenko

• Set away lineup to:
  - name: "Ava Muñoz", place: "SS"
  - name: "Y. Alonso", place: "3B"
  - name: "Ganymede Baldwin", place: "CF"
  - name: "Louise Pitts", place: "DH"
  - name: "August Blažević", place: "2B"
  - name: "Emil Haas", place: "RF"
  - name: "Ampersand Holloway", place: "C"
  - name: "Lisbon Yavuz", place: "1B"
  - name: "Delilah Rudenko", place: "LF"

🔗 1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams

• Set home lineup to:
  - name: "Rickey Henderson", place: "LF"
  - name: "Babe Ruth", place: "RF"
  - name: "Jackie Robinson", place: "2B"
  - name: "Mike Schmidt", place: "3B"
  - name: "Johnny Bench", place: "C"
  - name: "Lou Gehrig", place: "1B"
  - name: "Honus Wagner", place: "SS"
  - name: "Willie Mays", place: "CF"
  - name: "Ted Williams", place: "DH"

🔗 "PLAY BALL."

🔗 Start of the top of the 1st. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP1 Walter Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Ava Muñoz (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ava Muñoz strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Y. Alonso (1st PA of game)

🔗 Y. Alonso hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Y. Alonso flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin singles on a line drive to RF Babe Ruth.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Louise Pitts (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1. Ganymede Baldwin steals second base! 📣 A thunderous cheer echoes across the field!

• Runners out: []
• Ganymede Baldwin stole second

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ganymede Baldwin didn't move from Second

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Ganymede Baldwin didn't move from Second

🔗 Louise Pitts hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Louise Pitts grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []
• Ganymede Baldwin didn't move from Second

🔗 End of the top of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 1st. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Nate Appleby is leaving the game. 🐶 SP1 Crust Charlton takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Nate Appleby is replaced by SP1 Crust Charlton.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson lines out to LF Delilah Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul tip. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to second base.

🔗 Jackie Robinson lines out to 2B August Blažević.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 1st.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 1 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 2nd. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Walter Johnson is replaced by SP2 Cy Young.

🔗 Now batting: August Blažević (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 August Blažević hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 August Blažević grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Emil Haas (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul tip. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Emil Haas hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Emil Haas flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ampersand Holloway strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 2nd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP1 Crust Charlton is leaving the game. 🐶 SP2 Harper Rosa takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP1 Crust Charlton is replaced by SP2 Harper Rosa.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Mike Schmidt pops out to 3B Y. Alonso.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a popup to first base.

🔗 Johnny Bench pops out to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 2nd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 2 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 3rd. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. 💾 SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Cy Young is replaced by SP3 Greg Maddux.

🔗 Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (1st PA of game)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lisbon Yavuz hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Lisbon Yavuz homers on a line drive to center field!

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (1st PA of game)

🔗 Delilah Rudenko hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Delilah Rudenko grounds out, P Greg Maddux to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ava Muñoz (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ava Muñoz strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Y. Alonso (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Y. Alonso hits a popup to third base.

🔗 Y. Alonso pops out to 3B Mike Schmidt.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 3rd. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP2 Harper Rosa is leaving the game. 🐶 SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP2 Harper Rosa is replaced by SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb.

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Ganymede Baldwin.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Honus Wagner caught stealing

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Ted Williams grounds out, 2B August Blažević to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 3rd.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 3 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 4th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. 💾 SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Greg Maddux is replaced by SP4 Randy Johnson.

🔗 Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Louise Pitts (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Louise Pitts hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Louise Pitts flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: August Blažević (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 August Blažević strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 4th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb is leaving the game. 🐶 SP4 Nate Appleby takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP3 Ki-Hoon Webb is replaced by SP4 Nate Appleby.

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Rickey Henderson homers on a fly ball to left field!

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to CF Ganymede Baldwin.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 LO)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to RF Emil Haas. Babe Ruth to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt doubles on a line drive to LF Delilah Rudenko. Babe Ruth scores! Jackie Robinson to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth scored
• Jackie Robinson advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 PO)

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field. 📣 The cheers echo off the walls!

🔗 Johnny Bench homers on a fly ball to left field! Jackie Robinson scores! Mike Schmidt scores!

• Runners out: []
• Jackie Robinson scored
• Mike Schmidt scored

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Lou Gehrig doubles on a line drive to CF Ganymede Baldwin.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Ball. 2-0. 📣 Energy pulses from the stands!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Second

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a line drive to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Lou Gehrig to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a line drive to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays homers on a line drive to left field! Lou Gehrig scores! Honus Wagner scores!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig scored
• Honus Wagner scored

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 3-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 HR)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Rickey Henderson grounds out, SS Ava Muñoz to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.

🔗 Babe Ruth homers on a fly ball to right field!

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds out, SS Ava Muñoz to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 4th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 4 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 5th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. 💾 SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Randy Johnson is replaced by SP5 Bob Gibson.

🔗 Now batting: Emil Haas (0 for 1, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Emil Haas strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (0 for 1, 1 SO)

🔗 Ampersand Holloway hits a ground ball to third base.

🔗 Ampersand Holloway grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (1 for 1, 1 HR)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lisbon Yavuz strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 5th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP4 Nate Appleby is leaving the game. 🐶 SP5 Juliana Kravchenko takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP4 Nate Appleby is replaced by SP5 Juliana Kravchenko.

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 2B)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 2, 1 PO, 1 HR)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (2 for 2, 2 1B)

🔗 Honus Wagner hits a fly ball to center field.

🔗 Honus Wagner singles on a fly ball to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Lou Gehrig to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1. 📣 You can barely hear the announcer!

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1. Honus Wagner is caught stealing second base.

• Runners out: []
• Lou Gehrig didn't move from Third
• Honus Wagner caught stealing

🔗 End of the bottom of the 5th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 5 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 6th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. 💾 RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Bob Gibson is replaced by RP1 Satchel Paige.

🔗 Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (0 for 1, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Delilah Rudenko strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ava Muñoz (0 for 2, 2 SO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ava Muñoz strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Y. Alonso (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 PO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Y. Alonso hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Y. Alonso grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 6th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. SP5 Juliana Kravchenko is leaving the game. 🐶 RP1 Cash Salah takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as SP5 Juliana Kravchenko is replaced by RP1 Cash Salah.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 HR)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Willie Mays hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Willie Mays grounds out, SS Ava Muñoz to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ted Williams strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 HR, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 1-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 2-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 3, 1 SO, 1 1B, 1 HR)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2. Rickey Henderson steals second base! 📣 The home crowd won't stop cheering!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson stole second

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Babe Ruth singles on a fly ball to LF Delilah Rudenko. Rickey Henderson to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson advanced from Second to third

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Ganymede Baldwin. Rickey Henderson scores! Babe Ruth to second base.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson scored
• Babe Ruth advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 SO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1. 📣 The stadium shakes with excitement!

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the pitcher.

🔗 Mike Schmidt grounds out, P Cash Salah to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 6th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 6 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 7th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. 💾 RP2 Pedro Martínez takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Satchel Paige is replaced by RP2 Pedro Martínez.

🔗 Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Louise Pitts (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 FO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Louise Pitts strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: August Blažević (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 August Blažević hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 August Blažević singles on a ground ball to 2B Jackie Robinson.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Emil Haas (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• August Blažević didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• August Blažević didn't move from First

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []
• August Blažević didn't move from First

🔗 Emil Haas hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Emil Haas grounds into a force out, SS Honus Wagner to 2B Jackie Robinson. August Blažević out at second.

• Runners out: [RunnerOut { runner: "August Blažević", base: Second }]
• August Blažević out at second

🔗 End of the top of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 7th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP1 Cash Salah is leaving the game. 🐶 RP2 Tris Moulin takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP1 Cash Salah is replaced by RP2 Tris Moulin.

🔗 Now batting: Johnny Bench (1 for 3, 1 PO, 1 HR, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Johnny Bench hits a popup to first base.

🔗 Johnny Bench pops out to 1B Lisbon Yavuz.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 2B, 1 HBP)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lou Gehrig strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Honus Wagner (3 for 3, 3 1B)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Honus Wagner strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the bottom of the 7th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 7 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 8th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. RP2 Pedro Martínez is leaving the game. 💾 RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Pedro Martínez is replaced by RP3 Tom Seaver.

🔗 Now batting: Ampersand Holloway (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ampersand Holloway strikes out swinging.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Lisbon Yavuz (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ball. 1-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Lisbon Yavuz strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Delilah Rudenko (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Delilah Rudenko strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Top of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the bottom of the 8th. 💾 Simulacra I batting. RP2 Tris Moulin is leaving the game. 🐶 RP3 Coyote Scott takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP2 Tris Moulin is replaced by RP3 Coyote Scott.

🔗 Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 HR, 1 GO)

🔗 Willie Mays hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Willie Mays flies out to LF Delilah Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 3, 1 GO, 1 FO, 1 SO)

🔗 Ted Williams hits a fly ball to left field.

🔗 Ted Williams singles on a fly ball to LF Delilah Rudenko.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 HR, 1 GO, 1 HBP)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from First

🔗 Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to first base.

🔗 Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 1B Lisbon Yavuz. Ted Williams to third base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams advanced from First to third

🔗 Now batting: Babe Ruth (3 for 4, 1 SO, 2 1B, 1 HR)

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base!

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson stole second

🔗 Babe Ruth is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second

🔗 Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 4, 1 LO, 2 1B, 1 GO)

🔗 Foul ball. 0-1.

• Runners out: []
• Ted Williams didn't move from Third
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Second
• Babe Ruth didn't move from First

🔗 Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to the shortstop.

🔗 Jackie Robinson grounds into a force out, SS Ava Muñoz to C Ampersand Holloway. Ted Williams out at home. Rickey Henderson to third base. Babe Ruth to second base. Jackie Robinson to first base.

• Runners out: [RunnerOut { runner: "Ted Williams", base: Home }]
• Ted Williams out at home
• Rickey Henderson advanced from Second to third
• Babe Ruth advanced from First to second

🔗 Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 4, 1 PO, 1 2B, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ball. 1-0. 📣 Chants thunder around the stadium!

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Strike, looking. 1-1.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Ball. 2-1.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.

🔗 Mike Schmidt lines out to RF Emil Haas.

• Runners out: []
• Rickey Henderson didn't move from Third
• Babe Ruth didn't move from Second
• Jackie Robinson didn't move from First

🔗 End of the bottom of the 8th.

• Game didn't end after the Bottom of the 8 because it was before the 9th inning

🔗 Start of the top of the 9th. 🐶 No Tuesday Problems batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. 💾 CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.

• Incrementing pitcher_count as RP3 Tom Seaver is replaced by CL Mariano Rivera.

🔗 Now batting: Ava Muñoz (0 for 3, 3 SO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Strike, swinging. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Ava Muñoz hits a line drive to center field.

🔗 Ava Muñoz lines out to CF Willie Mays.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Y. Alonso (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 PO, 1 GO)

🔗 Strike, looking. 0-1.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Foul ball. 0-2.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Y. Alonso strikes out looking.

• Runners out: []

🔗 Now batting: Ganymede Baldwin (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin hits a ground ball to second base.

🔗 Ganymede Baldwin grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.

• Runners out: []

🔗 End of the top of the 9th.

• Game ended after the top of the 9 because the home team was winning (1-10)

🔗 "GAME OVER."

🔗 The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.

• × Error processing game event. This event will be skipped, and further errors are likely if this error left the game in an incorrect state.
  ╰─▶ Parse error: failed parsing Weather_Simulacrum event "The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason."
  

🔗 💾 Simulacra I defeated 🐶 No Tuesday Problems. Final score: 10-1