π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Dacie Petrenko vs. πΎ Simulacra I Randy Johnson
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Rita Tejada hits a line drive to left field.
π Rita Tejada lines out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a line drive to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko lines out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Rickey Henderson hits a line drive to left field.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ The stadium shakes with excitement!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Babe Ruth strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base. π£ The fans scream for their heroes!
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone hits a line drive to left field.
π Barbara Bone singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1. Barbara Bone steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking. π£ You can barely hear the announcer!
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to right field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to first base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Honus Wagner singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada. Honus Wagner to third base.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base. π£ Fans whoop and holler!
π Ted Williams grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Gertrude McCall hits a popup to the catcher.
π Gertrude McCall pops out to C Johnny Bench.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to first base.
π Rita Tejada singles on a ground ball to RF Babe Ruth.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to first base.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base!
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 GO)
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to center field. π£ Cheers roll through the stadium!
π Jackie Robinson doubles on a fly ball to CF Rita Tejada. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt flies out to CF Rita Tejada. Jackie Robinson to third base.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to CF Rita Tejada.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, P Bob Gibson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a line drive to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto doubles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 PO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1. π£ The crowd erupts into cheers!
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to left field.
π Ted Williams doubles on a line drive to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 2 1B)
π Rickey Henderson is hit by the pitch and advances to first base. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to first base.
π Babe Ruth lines out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1 for 1, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1. π£ The home supporters can't contain themselves!
π Jackie Robinson hits a fly ball to left field.
π Jackie Robinson homers on a fly ball to left field! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Mike Schmidt hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a ground ball to SS Barbara Bone.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2. Mike Schmidt steals second base!
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul tip. Johnny Bench strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stadium erupts!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Honus Wagner grounds out, P Joshua Tkachenko to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Noam Shevchenko grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Willie Mays hits a line drive to center field.
π Willie Mays lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Ted Williams grounds out, P Myrtle Bakker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (2 for 2, 2 1B, 1 HBP)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to 2B Hannah Whitaker.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 LO)
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to first base.
π Babe Ruth grounds out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1 for 2, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (2 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Jackie Robinson hits a line drive to center field.
π Jackie Robinson singles on a line drive to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 3, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 3, 2 FO, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. Jackie Robinson is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Johnny Bench walks.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Foul tip. 0-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a ground ball to second base.
π Lou Gehrig grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 2B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a fly ball to left field.
π Brandi Rakoto flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 2, 1 PO, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 3, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 LO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 2 GO, 1 2B)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Ted Williams walks.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (3 for 3, 3 1B, 1 HBP)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, swinging. 2-2. Ted Williams steals second base!
π Ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (0 for 4, 1 SO, 1 FO, 1 LO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The crowd is pumped up!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to second base.
π Babe Ruth grounds into a force out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 3B Alexandra Quinn. Ted Williams out at third.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 1B, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The noise level skyrockets!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to third base.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 1 LO, 2 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to left field. π£ The noise just keeps building!
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (0 for 3, 3 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out swinging.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 5-0