π π Cupertino Fruit Company vs πΎ Simulacra I @ The Holofield
π π Cupertino Fruit Company Pie Hartman vs. πΎ Simulacra I Cy Young
π
1. CF Rita Tejada
2. DH Noam Shevchenko
3. LF Flapdoodle Marquez
4. SS Barbara Bone
5. 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ
6. 3B Alexandra Quinn
7. 2B Hannah Whitaker
8. RF Brandi Rakoto
9. C Gertrude McCall
π
1. LF Rickey Henderson
2. RF Babe Ruth
3. 2B Jackie Robinson
4. 3B Mike Schmidt
5. C Johnny Bench
6. 1B Lou Gehrig
7. SS Honus Wagner
8. CF Willie Mays
9. DH Ted Williams
π "PLAY BALL."
π Start of the top of the 1st. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP1 Walter Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a fly ball to left field.
π Flapdoodle Marquez homers on a fly ball to left field!
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 1st.
π Start of the bottom of the 1st. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP1 Count Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1st PA of game)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1st PA of game)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Babe Ruth walks.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0. Babe Ruth steals second base!
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2. Babe Ruth steals third base!
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Ball. 3-2.
π Jackie Robinson strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a line drive to right field.
π Mike Schmidt singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Babe Ruth scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1. Mike Schmidt steals second base! π£ The fans thunder their approval!
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to left field.
π Johnny Bench flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π End of the bottom of the 1st.
π Start of the top of the 2nd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP1 Walter Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP2 Cy Young takes the mound.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, looking. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to the pitcher.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, P Cy Young to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 2nd.
π Start of the bottom of the 2nd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP1 Count Young is leaving the game. π SP2 Pie Hartman takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (1st PA of game)
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1st PA of game)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1st PA of game)
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 2nd.
π Start of the top of the 3rd. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP2 Cy Young is leaving the game. πΎ SP3 Greg Maddux takes the mound.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (1st PA of game)
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the catcher.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, C Johnny Bench to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1st PA of game)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall is hit by the pitch and advances to first base.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Rita Tejada strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Noam Shevchenko hits a fly ball to center field.
π Noam Shevchenko flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π End of the top of the 3rd.
π Start of the bottom of the 3rd. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP2 Pie Hartman is leaving the game. π SP3 Avi Mack takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1st PA of game)
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to center field.
π Ted Williams lines out to CF Rita Tejada.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 BB)
π Babe Ruth hits a line drive to right field.
π Babe Ruth singles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Rickey Henderson to third base.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0. Babe Ruth steals second base! π£ Fans wave their arms wildly!
π Ball. 3-0. Rickey Henderson is caught stealing home.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to third base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 3B Alexandra Quinn to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 3rd.
π Start of the top of the 4th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP3 Greg Maddux is leaving the game. πΎ SP4 Randy Johnson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 1, 1 HR)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Flapdoodle Marquez strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ hits a line drive to left field.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ singles on a line drive to LF Rickey Henderson.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Strike, looking. 2-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 4th.
π Start of the bottom of the 4th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP3 Avi Mack is leaving the game. π SP4 Dacie Petrenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (1 for 1, 1 1B)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to right field.
π Mike Schmidt triples on a fly ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1. π£ Every fan is making noise!
π Ball. 1-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a fly ball to center field.
π Johnny Bench flies out on a sacrifice fly to CF Rita Tejada. Mike Schmidt scores!
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 1, 1 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Lou Gehrig hits a fly ball to left field.
π Lou Gehrig flies out to LF Flapdoodle Marquez.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 1, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Honus Wagner strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 4th.
π Start of the top of the 5th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP4 Randy Johnson is leaving the game. πΎ SP5 Bob Gibson takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, looking. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Strike, swinging. 3-2.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Hannah Whitaker strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (1 HBP)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Gertrude McCall strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 5th.
π Start of the bottom of the 5th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP4 Dacie Petrenko is leaving the game. π SP5 Joshua Tkachenko takes the mound.
π Now batting: Willie Mays (0 for 1, 1 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Willie Mays hits a ground ball to third base.
π Willie Mays singles on a ground ball to 3B Alexandra Quinn.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (0 for 1, 1 LO)
π Ball. 1-0. Willie Mays steals second base! π£ Everyone's clapping in rhythm!
π Strike, swinging. 1-1. Willie Mays is caught stealing third base.
π Ted Williams hits a line drive to right field.
π Ted Williams homers on a line drive to right field!
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 1 BB)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Rickey Henderson walks.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. Rickey Henderson steals second base! π£ A wave of cheers sweeps the stadium!
π Foul ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2. Rickey Henderson steals third base!
π Foul ball. 2-2.
π Babe Ruth hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ Supporters pound on the railings!
π Babe Ruth grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ. Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Strike, swinging. 2-1.
π Ball. 3-1.
π Foul ball. 3-2.
π Ball 4. Jackie Robinson walks.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (2 for 2, 1 1B, 1 3B)
π Mike Schmidt hits a fly ball to center field.
π Mike Schmidt homers on a fly ball to center field! Jackie Robinson scores!
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 1, 1 FO, 1 SF)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Johnny Bench strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 5th.
π Start of the top of the 6th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. SP5 Bob Gibson is leaving the game. πΎ RP1 Satchel Paige takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Rita Tejada hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Rita Tejada grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 2, 1 HR, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a popup to second base.
π Flapdoodle Marquez pops out to 2B Jackie Robinson.
π End of the top of the 6th.
π Start of the bottom of the 6th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. SP5 Joshua Tkachenko is leaving the game. π RP1 Myrtle Bakker takes the mound.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 FO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Ball 4. Lou Gehrig walks.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to right field.
π Honus Wagner doubles on a line drive to RF Brandi Rakoto. Lou Gehrig scores!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B)
π Ball. 1-0. π£ The stands are shaking!
π Ball. 2-0.
π Ball. 3-0.
π Strike, looking. 3-1.
π Ball 4. Willie Mays walks.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 2, 1 LO, 1 HR)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to third base. π£ They cheer like there's no tomorrow!
π Ted Williams grounds into a force out, 3B Alexandra Quinn unassisted. Honus Wagner out at third. Willie Mays to second base. Ted Williams to first base.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (0 for 1, 1 SO, 2 BB)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Rickey Henderson hits a ground ball to the shortstop. π£ Supporters wave their banners high!
π Rickey Henderson singles on a ground ball to CF Rita Tejada. Willie Mays to third base. Ted Williams to second base.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (1 for 1, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 GO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to center field.
π Babe Ruth hits a grand slam on a fly ball to center field! Willie Mays scores! Ted Williams scores! Rickey Henderson scores!
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 2, 1 SO, 1 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Jackie Robinson hits a ground ball to second base.
π Jackie Robinson grounds out, 2B Hannah Whitaker to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Mike Schmidt (3 for 3, 1 1B, 1 3B, 1 HR)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Ball. 2-2.
π Mike Schmidt strikes out looking.
π End of the bottom of the 6th.
π Start of the top of the 7th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP1 Satchel Paige is leaving the game. πΎ RP2 Pedro MartΓnez takes the mound.
π Now batting: Barbara Bone (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, looking. 1-2.
π Barbara Bone strikes out looking.
π Now batting: Orlando HadΕΎiΔ (1 for 2, 1 SO, 1 1B)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Orlando HadΕΎiΔ strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Alexandra Quinn (0 for 2, 2 SO)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Strike, swinging. 1-2.
π Alexandra Quinn strikes out looking.
π End of the top of the 7th.
π Start of the bottom of the 7th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP1 Myrtle Bakker is leaving the game. π RP2 Justin Bradley takes the mound.
π Now batting: Johnny Bench (0 for 2, 1 FO, 1 SF, 1 SO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Johnny Bench hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Johnny Bench grounds out, SS Barbara Bone to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π Now batting: Lou Gehrig (0 for 2, 2 FO, 1 BB)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Foul ball. 1-2.
π Lou Gehrig strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Honus Wagner (1 for 3, 2 SO, 1 2B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Honus Wagner hits a line drive to left field.
π Honus Wagner homers on a line drive to left field!
π Now batting: Willie Mays (1 for 2, 1 GO, 1 1B, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Ball. 2-0.
π Foul ball. 2-1.
π Willie Mays hits a fly ball to right field.
π Willie Mays flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π End of the bottom of the 7th.
π Start of the top of the 8th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP2 Pedro MartΓnez is leaving the game. πΎ RP3 Tom Seaver takes the mound.
π Now batting: Hannah Whitaker (0 for 2, 1 GO, 1 SO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Hannah Whitaker hits a ground ball to third base.
π Hannah Whitaker grounds out, 3B Mike Schmidt to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Brandi Rakoto (0 for 2, 2 GO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Brandi Rakoto hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Brandi Rakoto grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π Now batting: Gertrude McCall (0 for 1, 1 HBP, 1 SO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Strike, looking. 0-2.
π Gertrude McCall hits a ground ball to second base.
π Gertrude McCall grounds out, 2B Jackie Robinson to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 8th.
π Start of the bottom of the 8th. πΎ Simulacra I batting. RP2 Justin Bradley is leaving the game. π RP3 A. Wu takes the mound.
π Now batting: Ted Williams (1 for 3, 1 LO, 1 HR, 1 F)
π Ted Williams hits a ground ball to first base.
π Ted Williams singles on a ground ball to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Rickey Henderson (1 for 2, 1 SO, 2 BB, 1 1B)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Foul ball. 0-2.
π Rickey Henderson strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Babe Ruth (2 for 2, 1 BB, 1 1B, 1 GO, 1 HR)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Babe Ruth hits a fly ball to right field.
π Babe Ruth flies out to RF Brandi Rakoto.
π Now batting: Jackie Robinson (0 for 3, 1 SO, 2 GO, 1 BB)
π Ball. 1-0.
π Strike, swinging. 1-1.
π Ball. 2-1.
π Jackie Robinson hits a popup to first base.
π Jackie Robinson pops out to 1B Orlando HadΕΎiΔ.
π End of the bottom of the 8th.
π Start of the top of the 9th. π Cupertino Fruit Company batting. RP3 Tom Seaver is leaving the game. πΎ CL Mariano Rivera takes the mound.
π Now batting: Rita Tejada (0 for 3, 1 FO, 1 SO, 1 GO)
π Strike, swinging. 0-1.
π Strike, swinging. 0-2.
π Rita Tejada hits a fly ball to center field.
π Rita Tejada flies out to CF Willie Mays.
π Now batting: Noam Shevchenko (0 for 3, 2 SO, 1 FO)
π Strike, looking. 0-1.
π Foul tip. 0-2.
π Ball. 1-2.
π Noam Shevchenko strikes out swinging.
π Now batting: Flapdoodle Marquez (1 for 3, 1 HR, 1 SO, 1 PO)
π Foul ball. 0-1.
π Ball. 1-1.
π Flapdoodle Marquez hits a ground ball to the shortstop.
π Flapdoodle Marquez grounds out, SS Honus Wagner to 1B Lou Gehrig.
π End of the top of the 9th.
π "GAME OVER."
π The Simulacrum yields no tokens during the Offseason.
π πΎ Simulacra I defeated π Cupertino Fruit Company. Final score: 12-1